My bush is getting out of control..... any tips on how to control it....please...??

Thank you !!My bush is getting out of control..... any tips on how to control it....please...??
Oh.. i thought you were talking about your other bush..





But pfftt.. This is in gardening. Erm get a chainsaw?My bush is getting out of control..... any tips on how to control it....please...??
Try trimming it before you take more drastic action. You don't want some odd shaped topiary!
I will happily trim it for you !
I once saw a woman on a beach who thought her bush was out of control, using a pair of tweezers to prune it.


I never did ask why she took a rose bush to the beach.
go for a brazilian...but not a home one! ouch!
...Just don't use shears!...ouch
i have a good hedge trimmer





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Use hair removal cream!
If you only want to prune a few branches rather than cut the whole thing down, I would recommend a pair of hedgeclippers rather than a chainsaw. Should be available from any good garden centre.
you can use a trimmer on your lovely bush.
Wax the lot off !!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhh hhahahahahahahaha.....sry omg..hahahaha.......didnt you grow up with people telling you that isnt apropreit to say or ask, well i did! hahahaha
Chainsaw
Give it a short back and sides.
I recommend Squidlys garden services.. Cheap, reliable and an honest firm with a great reputation...They keep your bush trimmed and always clean up after they have finished. Look at www.squidlybushclean.com
use scissers and make it shorter thats what I do


Hope it works!
pour lighter fluid on it and light a match hey presto no bush
get rid of the bush luv its not needed ;o)
Keep it trimmed, if you don't have time yourself I'm excellent at a bit of pruning!
I am fully qualified with my chainsaw and other tools so if you need a hand let me know lol
get a gardener
send in a topiarist, thats the proper name for a bush barber!!.
bless Hun, I've had all my foliage removed with lazer, only have a small line of grass down the front path now lmao x
LEAF it to me, d,t/r will shall overcome you worries,having no hairs or braces, I am your boy!!!
hahah. I thought you were talking about your pubic bush
I'm an excellent gardener so if you want I could closely examine your bush, trim it and as a new age gardener, give it a little massage to keep it happy
i can trim it with my abrasive tongue